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Tracks
this is so wonderful, im crying
*ugly sobbing*
that’s some hella weird pricing
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I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail
but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person
(Source: rexuality)
4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
The feeling of having new and clean bed sheets.
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
(Source: amoracomplex)
The best of Ralph Wiggum
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